BREATHE IN. GOAT OUT.
Twenty seconds of composure.Three very unhelpful assistants.
A MOMENT TO YOURSELF. SORT OF.
Shift your weight, soften your knees, and hold your pose. The goats have other plans.
A calm beginning
YOUR FIRST BREATH
Hold mountain pose for 20 qualified seconds. A wobble pauses the hold; it doesn't erase it. There is no deadline.
A/D moves your desired weight across the mat. W/S shifts it into depth. Arrow keys tip your torso. Small taps work best.
F lowers your stance; R rises. Q/E twists your torso. Shift slows all corrections.
Your requested posture stays where you leave it. Hold Tab to gently recenter. Hold Space to attempt a reachable recovery step.
Three is a herd sends three physical goats from different directions. Counter their nudges. Spectacular impacts can break bones; a retry restores you. Assisted helps your joints; Direct leaves more to you. V changes view while paused.
Gamepad: left stick shifts, triggers adjust height, right stick tips, shoulder buttons twist. South braces the knees, west recenters, north retries, Start pauses.
Select a binding, then press a new key. Changes save on this browser.
THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE PRACTICE
Original articulated physician, baby-goat geometry, and garden scene authored for this prototype. Physics: Rapier (Apache 2.0). Rendering: Three.js (MIT). Interface and impact audio: Kenney (CC0).
Dr. Christopher Gappy's portrait comes from his official Trinity Health profile, used at the creator’s request as the face reference for this fictional arcade avatar. It is separate from the CC0 asset collection; public/commercial photo and likeness permissions are unverified.
This is the first standing-pose mechanics prototype. Additional yoga poses and advanced climbing/underlift behaviors remain future work. This fictional slapstick game depicts simulated, non-graphic injuries. It does not depict real events or imply physician or institutional endorsement.